90 Funny Yearbook Quotes to Make You Laugh
Whether you’re getting ready to graduate this year or graduated decades ago, these funny yearbook quotes are sure to make you laugh.
The end of a school year is a big deal to students and the end of a high school career is monumental.
There are a lot of emotions that can come up for students as they think of leaving behind childhood and school. And while some go the route of getting overly emotional, others take a different approach.
Whether they’re the class clown, excited to be done with school, or just have a great sense of humor, some students use their yearbook quote as a chance to make a funny and lasting impression.
Don’t forget to also check out these senior year quotes for graduation and the yearbook.
Funny yearbook quotes
1. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang
3. “Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
4. “You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly.”
5. “I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.”
6. “Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
7. “I like to listen to ‘The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round’ when I’m driving because I can relate to it.”
8. “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Taco Bell, which is basically the same thing.”
9. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
10. “I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”
Confident funny yearbook quotes
11. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”
13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”
If you enjoyed this article, read our collection of the best senior year quotes for graduation and the yearbook.
Sarcastic yearbook quotes
16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”
17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”
18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”
19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”
20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”
21. “100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.”
22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”
23. “ ‘Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”
24. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
25. “Thanks to WHS, I learned to right good.”
26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”
27. “I didn’t know these captions were due today.”
28. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
Funny yearbook quotes about names
29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord
30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.” – Michelle Ho
31.“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos
32. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald
33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz
More yearbook quotes
34. “Makeup looks pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.”
35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”
36. “Wow! I’m glad that’s over!”
37. “Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.”
38. “Our parents had sex the same year so that’s awesome.”
39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”
41. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”
42. “Donuts are always the answer.”
43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”
45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
46. “Not pregnant, just eatin’ good.”
47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”
48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”
49. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”
50. “I don’t even go here.”
Yearbook quotes you wish you had been witty enough to think of
51. “I haven’t even begun to peak.” — Unknown
52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black
53. “Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly.” — Unknown
54. “I started high school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.” — Unknown
55. “I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.” — Unknown
56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson
57. “I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.” — Unknown
58. “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.” — Unknown
59. “I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me, and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.” — Unknown
60. “I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! Xoxo.” — Unknown
Funny yearbook quotes to inspire you
61. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and Tory
Lewis
62. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty
63. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen
64. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli
65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward
66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley
67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks
68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.
69. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi
70. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez
Funny yearbook quotes to make you laugh out loud
71. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.” -Zachary Chastain
72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” -Megan
73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” -Jessica Enciso
74. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.” -Eric Gomez
75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” -Seth Egan
76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Plankton
77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”
78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.” -Matthew Garrett
79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” -Jucinda
80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” -Jocelyn Madero
More funny yearbook quotes when you want a good laugh
81. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass
82. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“ – Connor Hart
83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis
85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson
86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“ – Natalie Turk
87. “I cheated on all my exams.“ – Roshan McGuinness
88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“ – Paulyn Trinh
89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo
90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“ – Jose Alvarez
Did you enjoy these funny yearbook quotes?
If you’re going to be graduating soon then you might want to use one of these funny yearbook quotes as your own quote. Or you may just want to use them to inspire you in your own creative thinking so you can leave your own unique quote that you can be remembered for.
Or, if you’ve already graduated, you can use these quotes just for entertainment or to relive your own high school years. Chances are good that some of these quotes will remind you of people that you went to school with or memories that you made during that time of your life.
Which of these funny yearbook quotes and sayings resonated with you best? Do you have any other favorite quotes to add? Let us know in the comment section below.
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